|Silly woman, that's not how to wash a baby!|
Did you ever notice how women will fret all the time about whether or not they look fat, even if they don't? Did you ever wonder why?
I have a theory as to why women go crazy over gaining weight: their sex appeal is ALL they have. Modern women, in their heart of hearts, know that they have nothing else to offer a man. They cannot cook; shoot, some women can't even boil water! They cannot clean. They cannot offer good companionship, because they're not good companions; if anything, they're man hating battle axes who would curse a man by being with him. Yeah, I said it! The modern woman curses a man by being with him! The modern trollop, er woman, offers NOTHING to a man but her sex appeal, and that's why she freaks out over any weight gain. For me, it's as simple as that...
Can't cook, can't clean. Damn. Now I've got this Adam Ant song stuck in my head:
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