Thursday, February 10, 2011

American Women: They use too much birth control and it's fucking up their vagina

This is what aspartame and birth control will do to you.
I've been disappointed so far with the BOYCOTT AMERICAN WOMEN blog. Most of the posts so far have been pretty straightforward and, frankly, boring, with none of that inventive, over-the-top loopiness that I associate with misogynists of real quality. But this post from yesterday more than makes up for lost time:

American women are drugged-out zombies

American women are constantly in chemicals. Chewing bubble gum constantly (aspartame, which causes temporary retardation). The makeup. They are always doing diet things for extra doses of aspartame. They use too much birth control and it's fucking up their vagina. They have periods for 2 weeks out of the month. They flirt with other men when married. They have a few steps up on the ladder in the courts. They have a feminist movement where they actually think they were born superior to men. They have a pair of shoes for every day of the month, which third world slaves made. Their makeup is made out of animal fat by product. They are in their own world and not reality from popping too many anti depressants for minor mood swings. lol they're nuts!

LOL indeed, my good sir. LOL indeed. 

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42 comments:

  1. I did chew some gum this morning so it's probably the aspartame talking, but what in the world is temporary retardation?

    In general I appreciate the misogyny mad libs feel this post has going on.

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  2. > misogyny mad libs

    I sense a potential wonderful new category of manboobz merch.

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  3. I am confused. I thought American women spent their days trying to get pregnant at our secret no-men-involved breeding facility in an evil conspiracy to hit men up for child support, even though those men didn't father any children. Now we have messed up vaginas because of birth control pills? I'd say it's about time for miggytoes to systematize their bigotry, you know, to create a theory where ludicrous and fantastic accusations against women at least aren't mutually exclusive.

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  4. no no no. This man doesn't understand. Aspartame is a chemical compound which breaks down into the protein phenylalanine in the blood stream. There are people (both male and female) who can suffer from a genetic disorder called phenylketneurotics (PKU for short) which makes the body incapable of processing and getting rid of the protein. The protein then poisons the person with PKU in a manner similar to that of mercury and other heavy metal poisonings in that it destroys the brain causing mental retardation. If left untreated the person will eventually end up with too much phenylalanine in their brain and will die. So he could be in some weird way trying to blame women for that phenomena (even though it's a recessive allele disorder so both parents have to carry the gene) still though this is so much science fail it's not even funny

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  5. Briget, the fact that you know that is awesome.

    Now back to the secret breeding ground.

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  6. briget, don't try to confuse me with that crazy voodoo lady-talk, you sugarless gum chewing, thirty-one pairs of shoes owning, zombie lady!

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  7. Elizabeth, I have PKU, knowing these things is monumentally important to my continued survival, which also means david that I don't chew sugarless gum. And for the record I own 35 pairs of shoes Oh NOES!!!! Too many shoes confuses poor misogynist brains eleventy!1!111!!!!!!!

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  8. I'm presuming that since he's talking about women being awash in chemicals he's speaking about hormone based contraception. In which case, I'm wondering where the two week period comes in?

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  9. You know, because men's shoes and clothes are all made by other hard working men and not Third World slaves at all. Nike would *never* use child labor to make their shoes... or at leas,t ensure that only child labor was used to make women's shoes, leaving men's shoes pure and untouched.

    And no man ever flirted with another woman while married.

    Also, few women have two week long periods, and if they do, it's probably a symptom of something going wrong. Birth control actually reduces a woman's period. And even if the periods are two weeks long... how is this a moral failing?

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  10. Duh, a 2 week period is a moral failing because EWWWA who wants to have icky gross period sex??? If a woman is sexually unavailable for TWO WHOLE WEEKS, then what is she good for half the time?


    (Hopefully people read the sarcasm there.)

    Never mind that A.) Periods on the pill usually amount to spotting, and B.) It isn't really a period since you don't ovulate, and C.) Some pills allow you to not have periods forever if you so desire ...

    Not even sure how this relates to the vagina, unless you're using that little ring thing, or maybe Mirena.

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  11. @Chocomintlipwax:

    Dammit, I keep forgetting my sole value as a human being is providing sexual pleasure to men. Thanks for the reminder!

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  12. Lady V, well, that, plus a place to store eggs.

    http://www.manboobz.com/2011/02/eggstremely-odd.html

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  13. "They use too much birth control and it's fucking up their vagina."

    Poor dope got the script wrong. It's supposed to be fish that get fucked up and feminized with estrogen-filled slut pee.

    No, the hormone-riddled runoff from industrial farming has nothing to do with feminized fish populations. It's aaaaaall ladypee's fault.

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  14. (for those who don't know what the fuck I'm talking about)

    http://feministing.com/2010/11/02/birth-control-not-really-causing-gender-disphoria-in-fish/

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  15. @briget: Phenylalanine is an amico acid, not a protein. Proteins are made of chains of amino acids.
    Other than that, these guys are crazy.

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  16. "They use too much birth control and it's fucking up their vagina."

    Huh, why do I have a mental image of birth control pill humping away inside a woman's vagina?
    What is it fucking, I wonder? The ovum?
    Maybe it's some kind of metaphor for....
    no, i really don't know ):

    I wonder if the guys on that that blog wear phallus-shaped tinfoil hats....

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  17. I am sure their helmutry is appropriate for the type of persons they are Kollege. Maybe a little more skin on the top sometimes though...

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  18. @girlscientist my bad! I get the two mixed up sometimes

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  19. "They use too much birth control and it's fucking up their vagina."

    I imagine women shoving whole containers of birth control pills up their vaginas, along with sponges, iuds, assorted condoms, and perhaps an egg or two. I think that would definitely cause vagina problems, though I think it probably would do a pretty good job of preventing pregnancy, simply by blocking up the vagina and preventing intercourse.

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  20. Cue in our resident misogynists: But feminists say nothing when women talk trash about men's penises! Waaaah! Why don't feminists have a hissy fit and start an armed revolution when men's genitals are insulted? Waaah! Also, girls are gross.

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  21. According to Ferdinand Bardamu of In Mala Fide, the “Boycott American Women” blog isn’t real, it’s a sock puppet by a mail order bride outlet looking for publicity :

    http://alpharivelino.wordpress.com/2011/02/07/i-like-that-this-guys-blog-has-a-very-specific-theme/#comment-6839

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  22. avp, the problem with that theory is that there are no ads for or links to any mail order bride outfit on the page. I've also seen the guy post on at least one mgtow-ish forum and it wasn't all spam.

    That said, there are a lot of weird things about the blog. It wouldn't shock me if it were fake, but, FWIW, the comments he posts are similar to "western women suck" comments I see all over the manosphere all the time, and they don't all seem like they're written by the same person.

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  23. Aspartame triggers my migraines, which makes me temporarily mighty unpleasant but not retarded. I don't like to be unpleasant, so I avoid chewing gum.

    To make up for the loss, I order my makeup with extra bunny fat by-product.

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  24. I don't think I'll ever look at Audry Hepburn in quite the same way.

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  25. Lady Victoria--It's okay. I know it was just the aspartame that made you forget.

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  26. Okay, the sugarless gum was a new one. Is aspartame the new fluoride? Or did this dude just have a traumatic rejection experience with some gum-snapping dame?

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  27. This is off topic but not so much when it comes to men who hate women who think women hate men.

    Over dinner tonight a group of friends brought up the topic of celebrity crushes.

    I thought my wife’s answer was interesting though not surprising.

    Rick Harrison from Pawn Stars. He's overweight, bald, not very attractive, not wealthy, so why would she choose him?

    In no particular order her reasons were: He's always laughing, he has a passion for history, he’s detail minded, he’s an honest capitalist and he just seems to enjoy life in a contagious way. (I got her to recap for me a minute ago).

    Women are such frivolous creatures are they not? It really is a hardship that I am married to a successful woman.

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  28. But Kave, underneath that fun cupcake is a MONSTER.

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  29. Is that picture concept art from Fallout 3? You know, the ghoul women all seemed pretty nice.

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  30. Somehow, I imagine that this same person whining about diet products also spends large amounts of time whining about fat women. The same with the makeup (which, in the US at least, now rarely contains any animal products). Women just can't win here.

    Also, what women chew bubble gum constantly? I know a lot of adolescent girls who do this (as well as adolescent boys), but not many adult women.

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  31. @darksidecat,
    I think part of the problem is that most of these guys are from my generation (I'm 19) and they really are surrounded by gum chewers all the time. This statement is still ridiculous though because it's also more common for the women in my generation to use very little makeup or no makeup at all. We're also less likely to drink diet soda in favor of tea or water.

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  32. The scary thing about gum chewing is that it strengthens the jaw and teeth so that they can bite men.

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  33. jupiter: Even scarier: the same principle applies to vagina dentata.

    Gentlemen! If you hear chewing and popping sounds coming from inside your lady's pants, run!

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  34. @ Chocomintlipwax:

    Well, I do love me some Diet Coke. Which I drink not because I enjoy it, but just to spite men.

    (note to MRAs: That's called sarcasm)

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  35. @briget, I'm 22 (as of a few days ago), maybe it is just location differnces. I know plenty of women who wear makeup, but few that chew gum. Diet soda seems a somewhat even split. But, then again, as a law student the women I am around tend to be more mid to late 20s or older. My 14 year old sister does chew gum constantly and prefers tea, but she wears plenty of makeup. I think makeup trends have gone more towards 'looking natural' (whatever that means with an hour long routine) rather than the brighter more obvious color I see women my mother's age wearing.

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  36. It would seem to me these guys would want as many women as possible to be gobbling down aspertame like chicklets(pun intended). This would cause the women to become retarded and thus graduate high school and go to college in lower numbers meaning they would have to be dependent on a husband for money and even better they'd be too stupid to divorce him if he treated her badly.

    So they women would become the perfect house servant,birther,fucktoy they want. But hey, that could be all the aspartame and birth control and 2 week periods messing with my logic.

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  37. @Lady Victoria

    Oh, I totally hear you. Before I do just about anything I have to stop and consider whether or not it sufficiently spites men. (I'm female, so I'm not allowed to do things just because I want to do them, naturally. It has to revolve around a man in some way.)

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  38. Actually, I literally DID have 2 week long periods BEFORE I went on birth control. The birth control REGULATED my periods. Huzzah.

    Also, I don't wear heels and have 2 pairs of sandals, one pair of slip-ons, and a pair of tennis shoes. I don't wear make-up. I like real sugar. I don't diet. I don't take anti-depressants (but people who need them have every right to take them). The feminist movement does not think women are superior to men. I'm not married but I'm not much of a flirt. The courts thing is due to patriarchy. Duh.

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  39. Cue in our resident misogynists: But feminists say nothing when women talk trash about men's penises! Waaaah!

    I'm wierded out that some man would care about his penis being "trash talked". Why are misogynists so freakin' sensitive!?

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  40. "They have periods for 2 weeks out of the month."

    Hold on. That's just an American woman thing? Women of other nationalities never have periods? Maybe we are inferior...

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  41. Aside from the BAW crew sharing their medical beliefs, I find amusing the fact that they bravely don't allow comments in their blog...hehe. The most current entry is about how much American women hate marriage & family (spoken like true Limpballs followers) ~ and even commented about women not demanding to be drafted (since, you know, the draft is currently in effect and all). I, for one, have long believed that selective services should be required of all Americans who turn 18 (if we're going to have conscription at all), irrespective of gender. I'm guessing they can't handle any response that tells them they're wrong.

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  42. "jupiter: Even scarier: the same principle applies to vagina dentata.
    Gentlemen! If you hear chewing and popping sounds coming from inside your lady's pants, run!

    ROFL, David, that's **hilarious!!** Haha, I got some GIANT bellylaughs from reading your statement.:DD The chuckles just keep coming...

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