Trogdor005 goes ghost

My new favorite commenter on the Happy Bachelors Forum is a fellow calling himself trogdor005, who pretty much lives up to his name, offering blunt misogynist rants with all the subtlety of a caveman. A caveman who has figured out how to change font size and add animated smileys to his posts. So here is the first in a new series, "The Wit and Wisdom of Trogdor005."

Today's topic: "Going ghost." For those not conversant with the latest in angry-man slang, this is a term adopted by the manosphere that's basically a variant on Men Going Their Own Way -- that is, disengaging from women and as much as possible from society itself. A man who goes ghost is, of course, a ghost.  Here's how you use it in a sentence: 

That creepy douchebag who lives alone in the basement apartment and scowls every time a women walks by is a ghost.

Recently, one of the Happy Bachelors ran across a blog post by a woman who mocked the whole "ghost" notion:

I admit it, every time I read about some guy in the manosphere declaring that he or other men are going to go ghost, I laugh. I laugh real hard. When I have nothing else to laugh about because it feels as if nothing is going my way I think of those men, I laugh, and I am instantaneously cheered up.

The bulk of men are not willing to go ghost–no matter how bad things in the sexual and economic marketplace skew in favor of women–and even if large numbers of them did, most of those men would not be missed and eventually they would return to society, chastened by their transgression at acting on such a foolish endeavor.

This post MAKE TROGDOR MAD! So he banged out a response.  He began by showing off his hard-won font-size-modification and smiley skills:

Then he moved into the meat of his argument:

The bottom line is men can avoid women entirely and there is NO FORCE on Earth that can force us into "marriage" or even a "relationship" with a woman minus a gun to the head. Even if the Guv'ment succeeds in somehow "forcing" men to get married, we as ghosts know what makes you bitches tick and can simply become unemployed intentionally, become fat stinky slobs, treat you very nicely/well, or more devastatingly effective, say the words "I love you" and cause you to instantly lose ALL attraction for us and be miserable in your Guv'ment arranged "marriages" ;D ... The icing on the cake is that, when you inevitably file for "divorce" after years of unhappiness/New Cock Urge it is YOU who will pay US men "alimony" and "child support" since we were unemployed during the "marriage" hahahahhahaha ;D

Yes, you heard it right ladies, even if the government gives in to your dastardly desires and actually forces men to marry you, they can defeat you without lifting a finger, literally, except when their fingers are needed to shove food into their mouths.

Trogdoor005 then rallied the troops with some stirring rhetoric:

Men are winning the "gender war" and there is NOTHING the wimminz can do about it ... The matriarchy needs a steady supply of manginas/husbands to feed the system and keep it running, a ghost is the anti-thesis of the mangina/husband and therefore MUST be discredited, silenced, and destroyed.

Many of us men will go on to lead happy, fulfilling lives, meanwhile many of these same Femini-nazi bitches will end up with cats and vibrators in their old age.

Here's where Trogdor005 went wrong: plenty of non-elderly women have cats and vibrators already.