|He's up to his neck in pussy, no doubt.|
I can't answer for the, er, womyn, but last year I had a date with a woman who did a bit of DJing, and considering that I'm sort of a music obsessive her DJing seemed maybe just a tiny bit, you know, cool?
But apparently for the womyn it's all about status. Also, women are apparently extremely stupid. According to the going-his-own-way-dude Iron John:
Womyn are focused always on two things 1) The immediate situation, as they lack foresight and hindsight, 2) Immediate foodchain. So when they find themselves in a night club they are looking for immediate indications of status. What do they see? A single individual who gets to control the music, lights, etc. They don't see the artists that created this stuff ahead of time, the business men who owns the establishment, or the bankers who collect the profits. The see just one man who appears to be running everything. They can't see anything else so to them it does not exist. Since that one man is in control of their immediate environment he MUST be the, "alpha male". And we all know what girls think of him.
Yeah, that must be it. That's why, whenever they get on a bus, women immediately start throwing themselves at the bus driver. He's driving the thing! Obvious Alpha! Or why when they go to a convenience store, they throw themselves at the clerk. He controls access to the shriveled hot dogs and lottery tickets! Obvious Alpha! Or why, whenever they get into elevators, they throw themselves at the elevator buttons. They control where the elevator goes! Obvious Alpha.
I just wish I understood women as well as these guys.
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