Word has gotten out recently in the comments here about my feminist masters -- that is, mistresses -- whose orders I follow with unthinking obedience. I just want to reassure you all that my mistresses are in fact very nice ladies, and are not up to anything nefarious. I hope that this snapshot of them on a recent camping excursion will reassure you all on this point. I believe they are making soup. All hail the Goddess!
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Maybe they are making carne asada french fries. They are very yummy.
ReplyDeleteHey wytchfinde, we founde the wytches!
ReplyDeleteThey all look so nice and lovely, tell me david when do we get to meet these wonderful mistrisses of yours?
ReplyDeleteThis is mildly amusing but I hope you realize it does not fulfill your daily quota of internet crazy.
ReplyDeleteI need my fix.
You have lots of awesome posts on this blog, David, but this is one of my favorites. :)
ReplyDeleteElizabeth, they said something about babies, but I didn't catch all the details.
ReplyDeleteBrigit, I will ask them the next time they fly by.
Sandy, your wish is granted!
Christine, thanks!
Skyclad or GTFO!
ReplyDeleteRapist babies? Cuz those taste the best.
ReplyDeleteDon't forget the awesome treats!
ReplyDeleteGood thing they are not this kind of witches!
After all, the MRAs have the habit of startling them...
Lady V, are these better?
ReplyDeletehttp://witchtower.tumblr.com/post/206150386
http://witchtower.tumblr.com/post/202843195
Haha, I was making fun of the d00ds who enjoy posting 'Tits or GTFO' on forums, but those are some very lovely pictures!
ReplyDeleteThat's me in the center, standing. We are cooking up marching orders for our male minions, including our favorites like you, David. I'd tell you the orders right now, but I've got an incubus waiting for me. Wouldn't want to keep him waiting. I'm a nice witch, after all.
ReplyDeleteBwahahahaha!
So when are y'all having us over for rapist baby fondue? I will bring some wine - zinfandel should go well, or maybe a robust tempranillo.
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell are you rambling about?
ReplyDeleteheh heh
ReplyDelete(and I've always noticed that when someone adds hilarity to accusations, a foe comes along and claims it's "rambling", or "incoherent". That's really abusive. People that are not abusive do not naturally just use those kinds of insult tactics.)
@ clairedammit:
ReplyDeleteChanti, of course! With fava beans on the side.
Maybe they're making sandwiches. Hell, maybe they are sandwiches. MRAs like sandwiches, right?
ReplyDeleteI really need a new pointy hat. How can I be a feminist mistress of all things with a penis without a fashionable pointy hat?! Maybe something with a compartment to hold my rapist-baby-fondue fork. Very handy for our weekly Mistresses-night-out parties. We can't be evil overladies all the time! It's hard work!
ReplyDeleteI, for one, welcome our evil witch-feminist overlords...
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