|No girls allowed.|
I got a lot of comments, but, er, I didn't exactly get a ton of suggestions. The first commenter to come through with actual URLs was Yohan, a non-native English speaker who mainly reads non-American sites. He posted three URLs, all to sites not in English.
But hey, we live in a global village, and I'm not going to let a little thing like language get in the way. So I pasted his URLs into Google Translate and took a look.
The first site he mentioned, a German Men's Rights hub called MANNdat, looked, sadly, almost completely identical to any number of American Men's Rights sites, from its page on "Feminist Myths" right on down to the obligatory "Woman Behaving Badly" post on its front page.
The second URL led to an Austrian site with the translated title "Executioner," which looked too dour and creepy to me, so I didn't even bother poking around.
I approached the third site he mentioned with a little bit more optimism. It was Japanese, so I figured the combination of vast cultural differences, gross translation errors, and the natural hilarity of internet antifeminists would lead to pure win, as they say on the internet.
And at first, I did indeed seem to have struck internet gold. I found myself utterly charmed by the site, which is apparently called "Feminist Fantasy," and which through the magic of Google Translate seemed to be a virtual repository of fantastic Dadaist poetry:
Identity of feminist leadership
America seems to be the queen of quibble.
Around in a thoughtful but very good at sophistry,
In the United States to refrain from the country so fast lady,
I argue that it is no longer anyone to organize a quibble
I can even sort of agree with that. America really is the "queen of quibble."'
But, alas, my euphoria was short-lived. As I kept looking around the site I found some things that even Google Translate couldn't render charming. Like the articles "Sodom, Gomorrah, and the Netherlands" and "Gay marriage is a human misery," which explains, in Google-translate-speak:
In order to destroy the institution of marriage, the idea of same-sex marriage are pushing a plan to destroy the sanctity of marriage.
So God does not bless same-sex marriage in the Bible the same shape as opposite sex marriage.
Yeah, I don't need a perfect translation to get the gist of that article. Or this one, which I reproduce in its Google-translated entirety:
Abomination ever played the glorious U.S. military in Iraq. Why such a moral collapse happened. Between men and women of loose morals are the leading cause of it. That gender equality and women soldiers of the United States, the relationship between men and women, who had loose sexual relations, she was weakening resistance to an immoral abuse.
Also, female sumo wrestlers? They aren't having any of that either.
So much for my foray into international antifeminism.